After leaving Los Angeles for about a month, I came back to my friend Brenton telling me about how a comedian friend of ours found a girl on Tinder who looks just like me. I have never heard of Tinder before, and thus have never used it. However, after seeing the picture of this girl, I decided to recreate the image, join Tinder, and set it as my profile picture (as she did hers), and try to find her.
I am convinced that this is my soulmate. After all, she looks just like me. And anyone who looks like me is obviously gorgeous. And clearly she has good taste in fashion. I am going to make it my mission to find Julianne on Tinder. I will post updates as soon as I find her.