Fuck you, Bill Goldberg! |
The two graphics above have been spread around the Internet like AIDS around Africa
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I don't know why I, or anybody, uses the terms "innocent babies" or "innocent children". Doesn't this usually go without saying? Aside from a handful of kids that join street gangs or work for Al-Queda, aren't most babies and children innocent? Unless you want to throw them under the bus if the mother dies during labor or commits suicide from postpartum depression. I'm always trying to find problems to blame on children and babies.
I asked some random person what the hell she was up to, and was told that the woman is killing babies to protest Roe vs Wade. Her logic was that born, living babies are the same as tiny embryos inside a woman's stomach, and that if it's okay to kill babies inside of a woman's uterus, then killing babies that are outside the womb should be fair game as well (I know, I think Pro-Lifers are bonkers as well).
I decided that I was going to blow the whistle on this crazy bitch and call the police. Before I could, someone warned me that contacting authorities was a bad idea. Why? Because whenever someone tries to stop or investigate her, she sends Brock Lesnar to kill them with his bare hands. And before I knew it, someone said "Uh oh, we have company!" - And Brock Lesnar was off in the distance walking in my direction. He was coming after me.
I would rather duke it out with a pregnant chick than Brock Lesnar
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Goldberg defeated the mighty Brock Lesnar at Wrestle Mania XX
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