In honor of celebrating the biggest oopsie baby in the history of mankind, I have decided to donate to Planned Parenthood.
So, ladies, if you ever experience an immaculate conception, please do the world a favor and get it taken care of. Not to mention, Santa Clause doesn't need no fucking stork getting in his way as he deliver presents. Merry Christmas to all of the unborn babies out there!
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